#i think about this so much#imagine how much things would change if you sent drug offenders to intensive therapy instead of jail#even if the government can’t see the compassionate side of it#they have to at least recognize how much money it could save in the long run#maybe therapy might cost more than jail#i’m not sure#but if it did it would only cost more in the beginning#because you would get to the root of so many problems and actually help people#and less and less people would find themselves right back where they started#which would mean you would have to pay for less and less people to receive that therapy#it’s win/win
I bet before Carlos moved to Night Vale he used to regularly reinvent really useless household appliances all the time.
Like ‘Hey check this out it looks like a regular umbrella but it’s also COMPLETELY FIREPROOF’
and everyone would be like ‘Carlos why the hell would anyone NEED a fireproof umbrella if it’s already raining seriously stick to science’
but in Night Vale everyones like ‘Aw man this is PERFECT for when it starts raining fire/gasoline/literal death’ and Carlos is just like ‘My time has come’